- Spanky Ham: You pathetic fools! Now we're all gonna die!
- Excludie: Even me?!
- Spanky Ham: No! Not you, Excludie! Now, here's a blanket and a thermos of delicious hot cocoa.
- Excludie: Aww...
- [walks off]
- Captain Hero: Oh yay! I can't wait to go to Baby Gap, In-N-Out Burger, Foot Locker, and all the other euphemisms for vagina.
- Foxxy Love: Hot Topic! They got everything a suicidal preteen could want. Except for parents who'd listen.
- Xandir P Whifflebottom: Well Xandir, like the Grateful Dead, you've gotten us into yet another stupid jam.
- Foxxy Love: Clara? I'm sick of that Bible-humping bitch. Besides, what fun is doing a group activity if you can't exclude somebody?
- Xandir P Whifflebottom: Today's the day you promised we'd all go to the mall together.
- Captain Hero: I thought today was the day you were going to shut the fuck up!
- Kirk Cameron: To learn about your unavoidable descent into hell via the impending rapture, press one.
- Foxxy Love: The "King of the Hill" boredom helmet!
- [Foxxy puts on the helmet and waits a few seconds]
- Foxxy Love: It's almost as boring as the show itself!