The Sarah Silverman Program. (TV Series)
Muffin' Man (2007)
Jay Johnston: Officer Jay McPherson
Quotes
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Officer Jay McPherson : Yeah, so my partner got supsended because this Hispanic kid pulls a gun on him, Paul opens fire. Turns out it's a pellet gun. It looked really real, though.
Laura Silverman : There should be a law that those things have to come in bright colors.
Sarah Silverman : Laura, they're human beings!
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Sarah Silverman : So Tig, tell us about yourself. Pour us a piping hot cup of Tig!
Tig : Well, I'm a lesbian...
Officer Jay McPherson : Which is fine! Ya know, cause nobody cares.
Sarah Silverman : What *is* a lesbian? Ya know, what is anything? What's a unicorn? It's a horse with a horn on it's head that's magic... Ya know, a lesbian is just a woman with a horn on her head... that's magic...