- Spinelli: Well, problem solved. No more splitting the girl vote.
- Gretchen Grundler: Ashley A. is still able to walk, isn't she?
- Spinelli: Huh? Oh yeah, I just promised her she could be your ambassador to the sixth grade.
- Gretchen Grundler: But Spinelli, that's a crucial post! Tensions with the sixth grade are at an all-time high.
- Spinelli: It's politics, Gretch: One hand washes the other.
- Gretchen Grundler: [Under her breath] Then why do I feel so dirty?
- Theodore J. 'T.J.' Detweiler: Okay, man. Give 'em something real. Something from the heart. Speech number seven.
- Vince LaSalle: Right, right, number seven.