Spinelli: Well, problem solved. No more splitting the girl vote.
Gretchen Grundler: Ashley A. is still able to walk, isn't she?
Spinelli: Huh? Oh yeah, I just promised her she could be your ambassador to the sixth grade.
Gretchen Grundler: But Spinelli, that's a crucial post! Tensions with the sixth grade are at an all-time high.
Spinelli: It's politics, Gretch: One hand washes the other.
Gretchen Grundler: [Under her breath] Then why do I feel so dirty?