Two and a Half Men (TV Series)
Walnuts and Demerol (2006)
Ryan Stiles: Dr. Herb Melnick
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Quotes
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Herb : [stares at Kandi] Oh, my golly...
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[Alan opens Jake's room]
Judith , Herb : [offscreen] WHOA! WHOA! WHOA!
Alan Harper : Judith, what the hell are you doing?
Judith : You told me to fight for my man, I'm fighting for my man!
Herb : Alan, would you please close the door?
[Alan complies]
Alan Harper : Twelve years of marriage, she never fought for *me* from that angle...
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Herb : Honey, we've got a long drive ahead of us. We're spending the holidays in San Diego with my parents.
Judith : That's why I need eggnog.
Herb : Hey! I spent Thanksgiving with *your* parents!
Alan Harper : Oh, really? Your mom's out of rehab?
Judith : Yes, my mom's out of rehab.
Herb : Actually, she kind of jumped the fence.
Alan Harper : Well, the woman's going to be your mother-in-law. You might as well get used to it. Remember the time she rode out of Betty Ford on a lawn mower?
[Judith glares at Alan]
Alan Harper : On the plus side, she bakes Toll House cookies with walnuts and Demerol.
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Herb : [to Alan] You were married to *her*?
[points at Kandi]