Two and a Half Men (TV Series)
Walnuts and Demerol (2006)
Angus T. Jones: Jake Harper
Quotes
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Jake Harper : 'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house / Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse...
[pukes in Herb's car]
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Charlie Harper : This is kind of exciting.
[unwraps his gift]
Charlie Harper : Fart In A Can?
Jake Harper : You don't have one, do you?
Charlie Harper : Well, I've got you. But, this is good for travel.
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Jake Harper : Stuff never goes back in the box the way it came out.
Charlie Harper : That's a life lesson, Jake.