Adventures of the Gummi Bears (TV Series)

The Magnificent Seven Gummies (1988)

Michael Rye: Duke Igthorn, King Gregor

Quotes 

• Duke Igthorn : [staring at the heap of garbage appalled]  What *is* this slop?

  Gad : Sorry. Slow day.

  Duke Igthorn : Well then, *you* eat it!

  [flings the mess to Toadie] 

  Gad : [offering Igthorn a fortune cookie]  Duh, Dukie want cookie?

• Gad : [entering, holding up Toadie]  Look, Dukie. We catch Gummi Bear. Do we get reward?

  Duke Igthorn : That's no Gummi Bear, you spitballs, it's Toadwart! Put him down at once.

  Gad : Okie dokie, Dukie!

  [he promptly drops Toadie on the floor] 

• Duke Igthorn : [as he and Toadie try to bring their assumed Gummi genie to life]  Open sesame, abadoo, bippidi boppidi bip-bop boo.

• Duke Igthorn : [to the magic Gummi teleporting statue; shaking it at first, then throwing it down]  And if you don't show me how to use your magic, I'll crush you to a million pieces, you pathetic paperweight!

• Duke Igthorn : Incredible. I have never seen such a beautiful city. Why, it would be an absolute shame not to conquer it.

• Duke Igthorn : How do you expect me to come up with a brilliant plan to get us into the city when you keep making that infernal racket?

  Toadwart : Inconspicuous Toadie not make noise, Your Dukishness.

  Duke Igthorn : Well, then, who did?

  Toadwart : [pointing]  *He* did.

  [Igthorn's mouth drops in horror as he sees The Dreaded One approaching them] 

• Duke Igthorn : Aha. That statue brought us to this blasted city; we'll use it to get home. But I wouldn't dream of leaving here without picking up a few souvenirs.

• Duke Igthorn : Come along, Toadwart. It's time to say good riddance to this place.

  Toadwart : Yes, Your Kindliness.