30 Rock (TV Series)

The C Word (2007)

Alec Baldwin: Jack Donaghy

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• Jack Donaghy : You know, Ted, Kenneth here is one of our more promising young pages. He knows everything there is to know about the business.

  Kenneth Parcell : I studied TV theory at Kentucky Mountain Bible College.

• Tracy Jordan : I don't have a daughter.

  Jack Donaghy : [puts his arm around Tracy]  Let's have casting session on Monday.

• Jack Donaghy : Liz, all the VPs will be angling to golf with Don Geiss, but my partner will be Tracy Jordan, his grandchildren's favorite movie star. Geiss will absolutely choose us, and that's a big deal because being in a foursome with this man can change your life.

  Liz Lemon : You might want to rephrase that.

• Kenneth Parcell : Hello, gentlemen. Welcome to the 9th Annual Cure Diabetes Now Golf Tournament.

  Jack Donaghy : Has Don Geiss arrived yet?

  Kenneth Parcell : No, sir, but if you'd like, we could work out a signal so I could let you know when he does arrive, like...

  [coos like a bird] 

  Jack Donaghy : That won't be necessary.

  Kenneth Parcell : [quietly]  I'll probably just do it anyway.

• Don Geiss : Jack, you handsome son of a gun! This guy gets younger every time I see him!

  Jack Donaghy : No, you're the one.

  Don Geiss : Oh, hair like a Viking! God bless you!

• Jack Donaghy : Tomorrow I'm gonna be in an intense six-hour foursome with three other men, and one of them will be Don Geiss, and he's gonna get all my attention, and you're just gonna sit back and watch.

  [across the room, Kenneth coos like a bird] 

• Jack Donaghy : God, this is like dating Katie Couric all over again.

• Tracy Jordan : [knocks on Jack's door] 

  Jack Donaghy : Come on in, Tracy.

  Tracy Jordan : Yo, is this about that little redheaded intern? 'Cause she *asked* me to take it out.