Family Guy (TV Series)

Blue Harvest (2007)

Mike Henry: Cleveland Brown as R2-D2, John Herbert as Obi-Wan Kenobi, Bruce the Performance Artist as Greedo, Fouad as Imperial Officer

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• Admiral Motti : Any attack made by the Rebels against this station would be a useless gesture, no matter what technical data they've obtained. This station is now the ultimate power in the universe.

  Stewie (Darth Vader) : That is fantastic. Terrific work. So no weaknesses at all?

  Admiral Motti : N... no.

  Stewie (Darth Vader) : You, uh, you hesitated there. Is there something I should know?

  Admiral Motti : No, it's virtually indestructible, like 99.99%.

  Stewie (Darth Vader) : Uh, okay, wouldn't be doing my job if I didn't ask what's the 0.01?

  Admiral Motti : Well, I mean, there's this little hole. It was kind of an aesthetic choice by the architect. And if you shoot a laser into this hole, the station blows up.

  Stewie (Darth Vader) : Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! That sounds like a pretty big design flaw, then.

  Admiral Motti : No, no, the hole's only two meters across.

  Mayor Adam West (Grand Moff Tarkin) : Well, that's no bigger than a womp rat.

  Admiral Motti : Exactly. And even to get within range of it, you have to skim along this whole trench. It's not a big deal.

  Stewie (Darth Vader) : Can't we board it up or, you know, put some plywood over it or something?

  Admiral Motti : Well, that would look terrible. I mean, we gotta think about resale.

  Stewie (Darth Vader) : Resale? What are you talking about? This property is right above Sunset. The value is only going to go up.

  Admiral Motti : Lord Vader, your inside references to the Los Angeles real estate market haven't given you the clairvoyance to turn a profit on that condo in Glendale. Nor has it...

  Stewie (Darth Vader) : [Vader begins to choke him]  I find your lack of faith disturbing. That property is in a prime location! Twenty minutes to the beach, twenty minutes to downtown!

  Admiral Motti : [choking]  There's nothing to do downtown!

  Mayor Adam West (Grand Moff Tarkin) : Enough of this! Vader, release him!

  Stewie (Darth Vader) : As you wish.

  [releases Tagge] 

  Stewie (Darth Vader) : All right, so were' going to plug up that hole?

  Imperial Officer : Yeah, we can get it done tomorrow if price is no object.

  Stewie (Darth Vader) : Ehhhh...

  Imperial Officer : We'll get estimates.

  Stewie (Darth Vader) : Get estimates, yeah, yeah.

• Herbert (Obi-Wan Kenobi) : Mos Eisley spaceport. You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.

  Cleveland (R2-D2) : My sister Regina-D2 lives here.

  Quagmire (C-3PO) : Is she single?

  Cleveland (R2-D2) : She's a lez-bot.

• Cleveland (R2-D2) : [Darth Vader shoots and hits R2-D2]  AAAAAAAAHHHH! Fuck you, you son of a bitch! What am I, R2-Pac?

• Cleveland (R2-D2) : [shoots out of a starship window like a gangster]  YEAH! That's how we do it in MY neighborhood, bitch!

• Cleveland (R2-D2) : Who the hell are you?

  Herbert (Obi-Wan Kenobi) : One lucky son of a bitch.

• Peter (Han Solo) : All right, strap yourselves in. I'm about to make the jump to light speed.

  Herbert (Obi-Wan Kenobi) : Did he say "strap in" or "strap on"?

• Quagmire (C-3PO) : Who would you rather do: Jabba the Hutt right after a shower, or a service droid?

  Cleveland (R2-D2) : My father was a service droid!

• Cleveland (R2-D2) : You still got that bag I gave you?

• Mouse Droid 1 : You ain't gonna believe what just I just seen.

  Mouse Droid 2 : Tyra Banks?

  Mouse Droid 1 : See, now you've said something better, so my thing don't sound cool no more.

  Mouse Droid 2 : Oh! Come on, what'd you see?

  Mouse Droid 1 : I don't remember. I just was thinking about Tyra Banks.

  Mouse Droid 2 : Can you imagine?

  Mouse Droid 1 : Every night! Don't shake my hand.

  Mouse Droid 2 : You ain't got no hand! You're a little truck.

• Stormtrooper 1 : What was that?

  Stormtrooper "RJ" : Probably just another drill. You know what happened during the last drill? I was about to finally bone my girlfriend, but then we heard there was this drill, and she said there was no way.

• Cleveland (R2-D2) : [Sees a hooded figure kneel before Luke and put a hand on his forehead]  Who are you?

  Herbert (Obi-Wan Kenobi) : [Pulls back his hood to reveal Herbert the pedophile]  One lucky son-of-a-bitch!