Family Guy (TV Series)
Blue Harvest (2007)
Adam West: Mayor Adam West as Grand Moff Tarkin
Quotes
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Admiral Motti : Any attack made by the Rebels against this station would be a useless gesture, no matter what technical data they've obtained. This station is now the ultimate power in the universe.
Stewie (Darth Vader) : That is fantastic. Terrific work. So no weaknesses at all?
Admiral Motti : N... no.
Stewie (Darth Vader) : You, uh, you hesitated there. Is there something I should know?
Admiral Motti : No, it's virtually indestructible, like 99.99%.
Stewie (Darth Vader) : Uh, okay, wouldn't be doing my job if I didn't ask what's the 0.01?
Admiral Motti : Well, I mean, there's this little hole. It was kind of an aesthetic choice by the architect. And if you shoot a laser into this hole, the station blows up.
Stewie (Darth Vader) : Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! That sounds like a pretty big design flaw, then.
Admiral Motti : No, no, the hole's only two meters across.
Mayor Adam West (Grand Moff Tarkin) : Well, that's no bigger than a womp rat.
Admiral Motti : Exactly. And even to get within range of it, you have to skim along this whole trench. It's not a big deal.
Stewie (Darth Vader) : Can't we board it up or, you know, put some plywood over it or something?
Admiral Motti : Well, that would look terrible. I mean, we gotta think about resale.
Stewie (Darth Vader) : Resale? What are you talking about? This property is right above Sunset. The value is only going to go up.
Admiral Motti : Lord Vader, your inside references to the Los Angeles real estate market haven't given you the clairvoyance to turn a profit on that condo in Glendale. Nor has it...
Stewie (Darth Vader) : [Vader begins to choke him] I find your lack of faith disturbing. That property is in a prime location! Twenty minutes to the beach, twenty minutes to downtown!
Admiral Motti : [choking] There's nothing to do downtown!
Mayor Adam West (Grand Moff Tarkin) : Enough of this! Vader, release him!
Stewie (Darth Vader) : As you wish.
[releases Tagge]
Stewie (Darth Vader) : All right, so were' going to plug up that hole?
Imperial Officer : Yeah, we can get it done tomorrow if price is no object.
Stewie (Darth Vader) : Ehhhh...
Imperial Officer : We'll get estimates.
Stewie (Darth Vader) : Get estimates, yeah, yeah.
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Mayor Adam West (Grand Moff Tarkin) : Princess Leia, we've chosen to test our Death Star planet blower-upper gun on your home planet of Alderaan.
Lois (Princess Leia) : No!
Mayor Adam West (Grand Moff Tarkin) : [to Vader] She said no. Should we still do it?
Stewie (Darth Vader) : ...Yeah.