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Quotes
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Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : You two done playing grab-ass yet?
Officer Ziva David : Oh, he started it.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Yeah? I'm ending it.
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Officer Ziva David : What would you do if you woke up one day and realized you were married to a monster?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Happened to my father all the time, usually we just moved.
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Officer Ziva David : Maybe it's about time, I just - give in.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : And by give in, you mean...?
Officer Ziva David : Letting loose. Doing what comes naturally to me.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Yeah I thought I was picking up that vibe the first time we went undercover together.
Officer Ziva David : You were. In fact I almost did it the first night in the hotel.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Um, really?
Officer Ziva David : But my father wouldn't approve.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Because I'm not Jewish.
Officer Ziva David : Because he gets very angry when I KILL a coworker!
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Like I believed you for even a second.
Officer Ziva David : I'm sure you didn't.
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Officer Ziva David : [Talking to Ducky about his falling-out with Gibbs] You need to cut the man some slacks, Ducky.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : I agree. Except the term is "slack."
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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : [enters and notices Sacks sitting at his desk using his phone] What's wrong with this picture?
Officer Ziva David : Besides being late over two hours?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Why is the spawn of the FBI sitting at *my* desk?
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Special Agent Timothy McGee : For the last time, Deep Six is fiction.
Officer Ziva David : Fiction based on us, yes?
Special Agent Timothy McGee : NO! Look if you don't believe me, read the disclaimer on the front of the book!
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : [to Ziva] You buying that, Lisa?
[Ziva laughs]
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Didn't think so.
[Tony adjusts his seatbelt]
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Nice knowing you Probie.
Special Agent Timothy McGee : Ziva...
[Ziva accelerates quickly. McGee falls back]
Special Agent Timothy McGee : It's just a book!
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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : I've seen a lot of things since I became a cop, Ziva, but this... a guy tortures and murders 19 women, then gets off on eating their toes. Whoever whacked this sick freak did us and the world a favor.
Officer Ziva David : And our job is to arrest them. Makes perfect sense to me.
Special Agent Timothy McGee : Justified or not, it's still a crime, Ziva. In this country, you cannot take the law into your own hands.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Unless it's your little sister wanted for murder, right, Probie?
Special Agent Timothy McGee : You know what I mean.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : [shows a photo of one of the victims] What if this was your sister?
[shows another]
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Or her?
Special Agent Timothy McGee : My point is that we cannot just investigate the crimes that we want to.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : [entering] McGee's right. Does anybody have a problem with that?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : No, boss, it's just...
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Just what, DiNozzo?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Some days this job really sucks.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : [as Fornell and Sacks enter] Yeah? Well' it's about to get worse. Ziva, you and Tony are with Sacks on this one.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Doing what?
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Coming up with a list of people who wanted Bright dead.
Officer Ziva David : Besides everyone in this room?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Except for McLawyer over there.
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Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : [to Tony and Ziva] You two done playing grab-ass yet?
Officer Ziva David : Oh, he started it.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Well, I'm ending it.