Two and a Half Men (TV Series)

Apologies for the Frivolity (2006)

Katherine LaNasa: Lydia

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• Berta : Choose your words carefully, Slim.

  Lydia : Slim? Why, thank you! I watch what I eat.

  Berta : Going in or coming out?

• Evelyn Harper : Are you sure you don't want to stay and finish putting on your make-up?

  Lydia : That's okay, I'm done. Would you like to borrow some?

  Evelyn Harper : No, thanks. I'm allergic to the drug store brands.

• Lydia : Oh, yes! Evelyn Harper. I recognize you from your bus bench ads. People all over town are sitting on your face!

  Evelyn Harper : Well, dear, maybe someday, if you work hard, people will be sitting on your face, too!

• Lydia : I'll have the seared Ahi Tuna filet.

  Stephan 'Bobby' Wasserstein : Hmm. Good choice.

  Lydia : I want it very rare.

  Stephan 'Bobby' Wasserstein : That's how we serve it.

  Lydia : I want it red in the middle, not pink.

  Stephan 'Bobby' Wasserstein : Shall do.

  Lydia : If it's pink, don't even bother bringing it.

  Stephan 'Bobby' Wasserstein : Got it.

  Lydia : Just give it to someone who doesn't know what *rare* is.

  Stephan 'Bobby' Wasserstein : Of course.

  Lydia : You know what? Forget it. You won't get it right.