Two and a Half Men (TV Series)

Apologies for the Frivolity (2006)

James Edson: Stephan 'Bobby' Wasserstein

Quotes 

• Lydia : I'll have the seared Ahi Tuna filet.

  Stephan 'Bobby' Wasserstein : Hmm. Good choice.

  Lydia : I want it very rare.

  Stephan 'Bobby' Wasserstein : That's how we serve it.

  Lydia : I want it red in the middle, not pink.

  Stephan 'Bobby' Wasserstein : Shall do.

  Lydia : If it's pink, don't even bother bringing it.

  Stephan 'Bobby' Wasserstein : Got it.

  Lydia : Just give it to someone who doesn't know what *rare* is.

  Stephan 'Bobby' Wasserstein : Of course.

  Lydia : You know what? Forget it. You won't get it right.