George Lopez (TV Series)

This Old Casa (2003)

Belita Moreno: Benny

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Quotes 

• Angie Lopez : There're no knobs on the faucet, how do you turn the water on?

  Benny : I got a pair of pliers.

  George Lopez : If the pliers are in here, how do you change the channel on the TV?

  Benny : I'm not a hillbilly, I got another set of pliers.

• Benny : [George is trying to remove the toilet seat]  Hey, don't do that!

  George Lopez : You like this?

  Benny : Yeah I like it!

  George Lopez : Then say thank you. SAY it, Mom, or it's coming out!

  Benny : [grumbling]  Thank you.

  George Lopez : What?

  Benny : Thank you for the damned toilet seat!

  George Lopez : Was that so hard?

  Benny : Yeah, it is, you know I don't have a lot of experience with this. Who do I thank for dropping out of high school at 15 and working at a factory? Who do I thank for getting me pregnant at 17? Who do I thank for leaving me alone with a kid to raise? Who do I thank for feeling like I was 60 when I was 20? But thank God I know who to thank for my cushioned toilet seat!

• Benny : Look, you put the soap dish up too high!

  George Lopez : That's because it's an ash tray!

  Benny : It is?

  [looks at it] 

  Benny : That's nice.

• Benny : Why do we have to talk in the bathroom?

  George Lopez : Because I want to talk in the bathroom.

  Benny : If anything happens to me in here, George, I will haunt you, I swear I will.

• George Lopez : [arguing with Angie if Benny's thankful]  Hey Angie, why don't you get my mom a cup of coffee, I'm sure she'll... appreciate it.

  Angie Lopez : I'm sure she will. Here you go, Benny, nice and hot.

  Benny : Why, you trying to burn me?

  Angie Lopez : [goes to counter and gets plate]  Benny, I made myself some French toast but you can have the leftovers, knock yourself out.

  Benny : Why don't you just give me some sausage from the TRASH CAN!

  Angie Lopez : [to George]  I want to punch her in the throat.

  George Lopez : Don't start something you can't finish.