George Lopez (TV Series)

This Old Casa (2003)

Constance Marie: Angie Lopez

Quotes 

• Angie Lopez : There're no knobs on the faucet, how do you turn the water on?

  Benny : I got a pair of pliers.

  George Lopez : If the pliers are in here, how do you change the channel on the TV?

  Benny : I'm not a hillbilly, I got another set of pliers.

• Angie Lopez : [George is playing a violent video game on the computer]  George?

  [he doesn't respond, to Carmen] 

  Angie Lopez : What's he playing?

  Carmen Lopez : S.W.A.T Team, but he's killing all the civilians.

• George Lopez : [knock on the bathroom door]  Who is it?

  Angie Lopez : [whispering]  It's me, Angie, your mom's taking a piece of tin foil off the window, she's making herself a baked potato!

• George Lopez : [runs into the kitchen]  Angie, quick, show me your body!

  Angie Lopez : Oh yeah, I forgot to tell you your mom's using our shower.

• Angie Lopez : George, this place is falling apart, how can your mom stand this?

  George Lopez : She's used to it, besides she's older now, she's only in here a couple of times a week.

• George Lopez : [arguing with Angie if Benny's thankful]  Hey Angie, why don't you get my mom a cup of coffee, I'm sure she'll... appreciate it.

  Angie Lopez : I'm sure she will. Here you go, Benny, nice and hot.

  Benny : Why, you trying to burn me?

  Angie Lopez : [goes to counter and gets plate]  Benny, I made myself some French toast but you can have the leftovers, knock yourself out.

  Benny : Why don't you just give me some sausage from the TRASH CAN!

  Angie Lopez : [to George]  I want to punch her in the throat.

  George Lopez : Don't start something you can't finish.