Neil Ross: Leoric, Lawyer

Quotes 

• Witterquick : The Darkling Lords are advancing on New Valaric!

  Lawyer : Oh, does this mean the zoning meeting will be cut short?

• [last lines] 

  Leoric : [Both laugh]  If - If somebody had told me two years ago that I'd be worried about a zoning issue...

  Ectar : I know. Things have been so quiet and peaceful lately. Whatever became of the days of high adventure and magic?

  Leoric : They'll return. I'm sure of it.

• Angry woman : But I don't want my sleep disturbed by a bunch of young whippersnappers!

  Ectar : We're only proposing to build a barracks, not a discotheque.

  Lawyer : Yes, but my client's concern is valid. Young men do tend to be noisy.

  Ectar : I resent that! My troops are well-disciplined!

  Angry woman : Your troops are impudent!

  Leoric : All right! I think we can resolve this issue without resorting to name-calling.