Michael McConnohie: Ectar, Lexor, Lexor's Translator

Quotes 

• Reekon : Virulina, why did we allow ourselves to be caught?

  Virulina : We follow a fool.

  Lexor : Who is more a fool: the fool, or he who *follows* the fool?

• Virulina : Darkstorm has deserted us.

  Lexor : Heh! Does that really come as a surprise to you?

• Darkstorm : Now get to the shrine, on the double.

  Lexor : Are you not going to transport us?

  Darkstorm : Why should I waste valuable energy on *your* laziness? Move it!

• Lexor : Fair leader - Darkstorm - please do not be angry with me; I-I've always been...

  Darkstorm : Stop! I am tired of your lies. Therefore, I will supply you with a translator, who will let all know what your true thoughts are. Veerus locquor semper!

  Lexor's Translator : [Appears]  A rough translation of Lexor's last speech is as follows: Darkstorm, you progeny of a swine, I will say anything to get out of this awful situation; I will betray you at first opportunity.

  Lexor : Who bears this false witness upon me?

  Lexor's Translator : Translation: How does this oaf read my mind so easily?

  Lexor : Please, Darkstorm - give me a chance to prove my loyalty!

  Lexor's Translator : Translation: I will do anything to get out of this.

  Darkstorm : Yes, Lexor. The voice of truth would be a terrible pain to you.

• Virulina : Darkstorm, you have done your last stupid deed.

  Lexor : Prepare to meet thine end.

  Mortredd : [running beside Darkstorm taking out his scythe while he, Cravex, and Cindarr brace themselves]  What treachery is this? Right behind thee, master.

  Virulina : So be it.

• Darkstorm : Help me!

  Virulina : What do I get for it?

  Darkstorm : Anything! B-But hurry! I CAN'T SWIM!

  Virulina : [laughs]  Then it should be more fun to watch!

  Lexor : I agree. But we need his magic to save *us*!

• [last lines] 

  Leoric : [Both laugh]  If - If somebody had told me two years ago that I'd be worried about a zoning issue...

  Ectar : I know. Things have been so quiet and peaceful lately. Whatever became of the days of high adventure and magic?

  Leoric : They'll return. I'm sure of it.

• Angry woman : But I don't want my sleep disturbed by a bunch of young whippersnappers!

  Ectar : We're only proposing to build a barracks, not a discotheque.

  Lawyer : Yes, but my client's concern is valid. Young men do tend to be noisy.

  Ectar : I resent that! My troops are well-disciplined!

  Angry woman : Your troops are impudent!

  Leoric : All right! I think we can resolve this issue without resorting to name-calling.