Jonathan Harris: Mortredd, Wizasquizar

Quotes 

• [first lines] 

  Mortredd : Oh, Darkstorm, it pains me to see you in such foul humor.

  Darkstorm : You think it pains *you*? Imagine how it pains *me*.

• Mortredd : Surely it is beneath the dignity of Darkstorm to humble himself for any man, or wizard.

• Mortredd : Why, I believe we cast him into the deepest dungeon of the castle. You know, it seems he does have some special powers. Not enough to release himself from prison, mind you, but enough to amuse himself by producing elaborate stage shows. Shows featuring that rats, insects, and slime that infest the dungeon.

• Mortredd : [from inside the Aphernaeum]  I take this book in the name of Darkstorm, Lord of the Veldt, High Vizier of the Cliffs, and...

  [runs out yelling with the seat of his pants on fire] 

  Falkama : Ah, it seems that Smoglok still lives.

  Mortredd : [sitting in the fountain to extinguish the flames]  I was unable to reach the book, master.

  Reekon : [running in]  Let me try. I have an affinity for reptiles.

• Cindarr : [Darkstorm disappears from the factory]  Now what do we do?

  Mortredd : I-I'm sure the great Darkstorm will advise us - uh, when he feels it is time.

• Darkstorm : You shall have followers who are as loyal to you as you are to me.

  Man : [in the orb]  Oh, great Mortredd, assistant to Darkstorm, Ruler of Blackdeck, Prince of the Veldt, Baron of Blackmoor, Seytrap of Sangora, major investor in other areas, and landlord of New Valaric!

  Darkstorm : [to him raptly watching the vision]  Mortredd! Pay attention to me!

  Mortredd : Wha? Oh-Oh! Forgive me, Darkstorm, Ruler of Blackdeck, Prince of the Veldt, Baron of Blackmoor, Seytrap of...

  Darkstorm : QUIET!

• Mortredd : In the past, my lord, it took wizards decades to learn magic.

  Darkstorm : That is because they were idiots. I *know* the magic. I *control* the magic. I *AM* THE MAGIC!

• Virulina : Darkstorm, you have done your last stupid deed.

  Lexor : Prepare to meet thine end.

  Mortredd : [running beside Darkstorm taking out his scythe while he, Cravex, and Cindarr brace themselves]  What treachery is this? Right behind thee, master.

  Virulina : So be it.

• Wizasquizar : [causing a card to appear for their game and collecting the money]  An ace.

  Bogavus : Why... let's see it.

  Wizasquizar : [it's a three]  So, I must've made a mistake.