- Skelevision: [during moral segment] So remember: books, building and statues are all pretty important, but freedom and justice come from our hearts and our spirits. As long as we all believe in them and work for them, they'll last forever, right?
- Eddie Spenser Jr.: If the Ghost Gummer's our best shot, Jake, I'm afraid Prime Evil's already beaten us.
- Jake Kong Jr.: We aren't beaten until we stop trying, right Grandpa?
- Grandpa Kong: [thick old country accent] Right on, Jake.