- Paris Hilton: [the girls have been pulled over] I can't believe that you can get in trouble for having blue lights under the car. In L.A., everyone who's ghetto has that.
- Nicole Richie: Who do I have to fuck around here to get out of a ticket?
- Paris Hilton: [the girls have no propane, so cannot light the stove] What I'm gonna do, I'm just microwave this 'cause I really am hungry. Can you put this in the microwave, Nicole?
- [Holds up pot]
- Nicole Richie: Um... I guess.
- Paris Hilton: [Puts pot in the microwave, it begins to spark] The pot smells really weird.
- [Opens microwave]
- Paris Hilton: Can you smell the pot?
- Nicole Richie: No.
- Paris Hilton: It's, like... bacon. Whatever. It's getting hot though.
- [Smoke is seen rising from microwave]
- Paris Hilton: Maybe I'll put it on a lot of minutes.
- [Closes and resets microwave]
- Bernie, the Trailer Park Owner: [Appearing at door] Don't put metal in the microwave.
- Nicole Richie: It smells!
- Bernie, the Trailer Park Owner: That's why it smells. You're burning the handle off.
- Nicole Richie: Are you serious?
- Bernie, the Trailer Park Owner: Yeah. Don't put metal in the microwave.
- Paris Hilton: Oh, yeah, it's melted.
- Paris Hilton: [Exploring the trailer park] Is this a real trailer park?
- Nicole Richie: Yes!
- Paris Hilton: Oh.
- Nicole Richie: They live here permanently.
- Paris Hilton: Oh, my God.