Two and a Half Men (TV Series)

The Sea Is a Harsh Mistress (2006)

Conchata Ferrell: Berta

Quotes 

• Berta : [to Evelyn]  Good Lord! What'd you do? Fellate a beehive?

  Charlie Harper : Fellate?

  Berta : I read! I can conjugate!

  Berta : [to Evelyn]  Man, the last time I seen a mouth like that, it was trying to eat Jacques Cousteau!