- Zed McGlunk: [admiring a large statue] This guy's supposed to be somebody important?
- Carl Sweetchuck: That's Atlas, he held up the whole world.
- Zed McGlunk: [chuckles] That's nothing, Sheik the Geek held up six banks in one night.
- [evil laughter echo's around the room]
- Zed McGlunk: It wasn't that funny...
- Carey Mahoney: Sounds like it's coming from in here.
- Debbie Callahan: [Callahan and Tackleberry arrive] You heard it too?
- Carey Mahoney: You bet your bazooka we did.
- Eugene Tackleberry: When's this gutless ghost gonna quit giggling and give us his best shot?
- Zed McGlunk: [shouting] Help! Help! Police! Wait a second, I am the police...
- Carey Mahoney: [Mahoney and Jones enter] What's going on?
- Zed McGlunk: The Phantom's copnapped Sweetchuck!