The Black Donnellys (TV Series)
Run Like Hell (2007)
Keith Nobbs: Joey Ice Cream
Quotes
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[first lines]
Joey Ice Cream : [narrating] Okay, you remember Jenny Riley right? She found something interesting, frozen hamburgers in the oven. Mr. Riley said he didn't do it. Strange.
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Joey Ice Cream : [narrating] Me, I've always believed honesty is best served cold.
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Joey Ice Cream : [narrating] See, here's the problem. Always trying to help people? It'll kill you. I mean it's worse than a disease. Tommy Donnelly was just beginning to figure that out.
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Tommy Donnelly : Where's Jimmy?
Joey Ice Cream : I don't know.
Tommy Donnelly : Do you want your ass kicked?
Joey Ice Cream : He's in the basement with Kevin.
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Jimmy Donnelly : Do you know anything about setting up books?
Joey Ice Cream : About the same as Kevin, except I won a bet once.
Kevin Donnelly : What do you want, a smack!
Joey Ice Cream : I'm just saying.
Jimmy Donnelly : Does anybody know anybody?
Kevin Donnelly : This guy Whitey I used to bet with.
Joey Ice Cream : Oh, Whitey's a sleazebag.
Jimmy Donnelly : Worse than you?
Joey Ice Cream : Yeah, maybe.
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Joey Ice Cream : [voice over narrating] Kevin introducing Jimmy to Whitey was gonna result in one of the most gruesome and violent deaths the neighborhood had ever seen. I mean what did Kevin know. He was only trying to help. Was Whitey gonna kill Jimmy or was Jimmy gonna kill Whitey?
Man Questioning Joey : [voice over] So who killed who?
Joey Ice Cream : [voice over] When?
Man Questioning Joey : [voice over] In the knife fight!
Joey Ice Cream : [voice over] Oh. That was later.
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Joey Ice Cream : [narrating voice over] And even though Jenny had told Tommy she didn't need his help, when it came to Jenny, Tommy just didn't know how not to try.
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Joey Ice Cream : [narrating voice over] The thing about helping people is you can only take it so far and then you start hurting 'em.
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[last lines]
Joey Ice Cream : [after closing credits] So guys anything else I can help you guys with? I'm here to serve.
Man Leaving Cell : You got that right.
Joey Ice Cream : Yeah.