Trick 'r Treat (2007)

Christine Willes: Mrs. Henderson

Quotes 

• [the kids ring the door bell and in unison say trick or treat] 

  Mrs. Henderson : [screams and laughs looking very tipsy with a house party behind her]  Aren't you guys adorable?

  Macy : Thanks, Mrs. Henderson. That's a great costume.

  Mrs. Henderson : I know.

  [Mrs. Henderson gives them a spin in her kitty outfit] 

  Mrs. Henderson : Isn't it just purr-fect? You want a drink or something?

  [whispers] 

  Mrs. Henderson : It'll be our little secret.

  Sara : [smiles]  Sure.

  Macy : No, thanks. But, um...

  Mrs. Henderson : All right, fine. I'll see what I got for you.

  [Mrs. Henderson walks away leaving the door open] 

  Macy : Actually, Mrs. Henderson, we were sort of wondering if you might...

  Coach Taylor : [the kids look in and see in the distance a couple in costume having sex]  Oh yeah!

  Macy : If you might...

  Chip : [Chip raises his pirate eye patch]  Holy shit.

  Macy : ...Have a jack-o'-lantern... we could borrow.

  Mrs. Henderson : [Mrs. Henderson returns with candy]  Here you go. Now, be safe... and watch out for monsters.

  [closes the door] 

  Sara : [talking along the street]  I don't even know what that was.

  Chip : Coach Taylor was in a hot-dog costume butt-fucking a pig. I think. And then...

  Macy : Chip, let's just not.