Ghost in a Teeny Bikini (2006 Video)

Voodoo: Ted Wood Jr.

Quotes 

• Ted Wood Jr. : Muffin, please, can we talk about this?

  Muffin Baker : No.

  Ted Wood Jr. : You gotta believe me, I was drugged or something! I didn't know what I was doing!

  Muffin Baker : You look like you were doing what you know you were doing, you know?

  Ted Wood Jr. : Well... sort of, but there seems to be an evil plot, trying to pull us apart. I mean, divide and conquer. Lift and separate!

  Muffin Baker : Yeah, I know what you mean. I'm still mad at you!

  Ted Wood Jr. : Will you think about it, please?

  Muffin Baker : Yeah, maybe. But not right now; my mind is just so muddled.

  Ted Wood Jr. : I'm so sad. I'm housebroken.

  [leaves the room] 

  Muffin Baker : What a mess! And now, this hidden key business... how am I supposed to figure that one out? I've never been good with puzzles.

  Tabitha the Ghost : [sits right next to Muffin Baker on her bed]  Why don't you sleep on it?

  Muffin Baker : Maybe I should sleep on it.

  Tabitha the Ghost : A quick nap oughta do.

  Muffin Baker : A quick nap right now sounds really good.

  [lies down on the bed and falls asleep] 

  Tabitha the Ghost : In your waking world, no one can see me. Only in your dreams, could we ever be together.

  [kisses Muffin on her cheek] 

  Tabitha the Ghost : So dream on, my dear... and in your dreams, I'll be with you.

  Muffin Baker : [opens her eyes and sees Tabitha on the bed right next to her]  Oh! Who are you?

  Tabitha the Ghost : Only a dream that's here to provide you with pleasure.

  Muffin Baker : So this isn't real?

  Tabitha the Ghost : It's only a fantasy.

  Muffin Baker : Cool! I've never been with a chick before!

  [Muffin and Tabitha giggle together, and they begin seducing each other with passion]