Alvin & the Chipmunks (TV Series)

New, Improved Simon/The Greatest Show-Offs on Earth (1984)

Janice Karman: Theodore Seville, Brittany, Jeanette, Eleanor

Quotes 

• Alvin Seville : [sees Jillian sitting on a park bench]  There she is. Ready, Simon?

  Simon Seville : [Simon is now dressed like a jock and has all different sports equipment]  This better work.

  Alvin Seville : I personally guarantee it. Jocks always get the girl. Bruce Jenner, Joe Namath...

  Theodore Seville : [trying to help]  Liberace.

  Alvin Seville : You're not helping, Theodore.

• Simon Seville : It's Jillian! What do I do?

  [drops groceries] 

  Alvin Seville : What's with him?

  Theodore Seville : He likes Jillian, but she doesn't seem to like him.

  Simon Seville : She thinks I'm a loser, a reject, a... a...

  Theodore Seville : A nerd?

  Simon Seville : [sarcastically]  Thanks, Theodore.

  Alvin Seville : Go talk to her, Simon. Let me see what you're doing wrong.

  [pushes him to Jillian] 

  Simon Seville : No, Alvin.

  Alvin Seville : Go on, Simon.

  [shoves him] 

  Simon Seville : [accidentally bangs into Jillian and knocks her over]  Uh, hi, Jillian. Please accept my humble apologies.

  Alvin Seville : [turns to Theodore]  That's his opening line?

• Theodore Seville : [sees Jillian from a distance talking to a guy with a motorcycle]  Look, there's Jillian.

  Duke : [to Jillian]  I got my bike all juiced up for the big race tomorrow.

  Jillian : I'll be there cheering for you, Duke.

  Alvin Seville : So *that's* it. Jillian's into motorcycle guys.

  Simon Seville : ALVIN, I DON'T LIKE MOTORCYCLES.

  Alvin Seville : But you do like Jillian, don't you?

  Simon Seville : [thinking about it]  Well...

  Alvin Seville : Trust me. The way to her heart is on two wheels.

• Theodore Seville : [at Simon's motorcycle race]  I hope nothing goes wrong. Dave would be awfully upset.

  Alvin Seville : Don't worry. Dave doesn't even know we're here.

  David 'Dave' Seville : [back home in the yard]  Fellas, it's time for the yard work!

  David 'Dave' Seville : [finds a newspaper on the ground and picks it up to read it] 

  David 'Dave' Seville : [reading it]  Motorcycle Race.

  [disbelievingly] 

  David 'Dave' Seville : They wouldn't.

  David 'Dave' Seville : [thinks again]  They would!

• David 'Dave' Seville : Well, Simon's back to his old self.

  Alvin Seville : [starts up Simon's motorcycle]  So he won't be needing *this*.

  Theodore Seville : [Alvin and Theodore ride off]  Bye, Dave!

  David 'Dave' Seville : ALVIN!