Alvin & the Chipmunks (TV Series)
New, Improved Simon/The Greatest Show-Offs on Earth (1984)
Ross Bagdasarian Jr.: David 'Dave' Seville, Alvin Seville, Simon Seville
Quotes
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Alvin Seville : [sees Jillian sitting on a park bench] There she is. Ready, Simon?
Simon Seville : [Simon is now dressed like a jock and has all different sports equipment] This better work.
Alvin Seville : I personally guarantee it. Jocks always get the girl. Bruce Jenner, Joe Namath...
Theodore Seville : [trying to help] Liberace.
Alvin Seville : You're not helping, Theodore.
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Simon Seville : It's Jillian! What do I do?
[drops groceries]
Alvin Seville : What's with him?
Theodore Seville : He likes Jillian, but she doesn't seem to like him.
Simon Seville : She thinks I'm a loser, a reject, a... a...
Theodore Seville : A nerd?
Simon Seville : [sarcastically] Thanks, Theodore.
Alvin Seville : Go talk to her, Simon. Let me see what you're doing wrong.
[pushes him to Jillian]
Simon Seville : No, Alvin.
Alvin Seville : Go on, Simon.
[shoves him]
Simon Seville : [accidentally bangs into Jillian and knocks her over] Uh, hi, Jillian. Please accept my humble apologies.
Alvin Seville : [turns to Theodore] That's his opening line?
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Alvin Seville : [Alvin has changed Simon to make him more macho] Okay, Simon, she's right down the aisle. GO GET HER.
Simon Seville : [to Jillian] Hey, hot stuff.
Jillian : [startled] Huh?
[drops her library books]
Jillian : Simon, is that you?
[Jillian is surprised to see Simon in his new macho clothes]
Simon Seville : [trying to sound macho] Just call me Hunk, babe.
Alvin Seville : [whispering to Simon] Tell Jillian she's a foxy mama.
Simon Seville : Mama? That's an improper noun.
Jillian : What did you say?
Simon Seville : Uh, nothing.
[goes to help Jillian pick up her books]
Simon Seville : [still trying to sound macho] Here, sugar, let Hunk get those.
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Theodore Seville : [sees Jillian from a distance talking to a guy with a motorcycle] Look, there's Jillian.
Duke : [to Jillian] I got my bike all juiced up for the big race tomorrow.
Jillian : I'll be there cheering for you, Duke.
Alvin Seville : So *that's* it. Jillian's into motorcycle guys.
Simon Seville : ALVIN, I DON'T LIKE MOTORCYCLES.
Alvin Seville : But you do like Jillian, don't you?
Simon Seville : [thinking about it] Well...
Alvin Seville : Trust me. The way to her heart is on two wheels.
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Duke : [looks at Simon's bike before the race] Hey, kid. You can go faster on a bus.
Simon Seville : I don't know how you talked me into this, Alvin.
Alvin Seville : One word. Jillian.
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Theodore Seville : [at Simon's motorcycle race] I hope nothing goes wrong. Dave would be awfully upset.
Alvin Seville : Don't worry. Dave doesn't even know we're here.
David 'Dave' Seville : [back home in the yard] Fellas, it's time for the yard work!
David 'Dave' Seville : [finds a newspaper on the ground and picks it up to read it]
David 'Dave' Seville : [reading it] Motorcycle Race.
[disbelievingly]
David 'Dave' Seville : They wouldn't.
David 'Dave' Seville : [thinks again] They would!
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David 'Dave' Seville : [shocked to see that Simon was just in a motorcycle race] Simon, what's come over you?
Simon Seville : Well, uh... uh...
Alvin Seville : [referring to Jillian] Here she comes now.
Jillian : [runs over to Simon] Simon, I'm so impressed with the modifications on your bike.
Simon Seville : You are?
Jillian : My cousin Duke wants to know all about them.
Simon Seville : Your cousin?
[walks over to Alvin, furious]
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David 'Dave' Seville : Well, Simon's back to his old self.
Alvin Seville : [starts up Simon's motorcycle] So he won't be needing *this*.
Theodore Seville : [Alvin and Theodore ride off] Bye, Dave!
David 'Dave' Seville : ALVIN!