- Alvin Seville: [directing a music video] Okay, quiet on the set! Places everybody! I want this to be the biggest, the best, most colossal video ever filmed!
- Assistant Director: Uh, where do you want the dancing camels, Mr. Alvin?
- Alvin Seville: Over by the water fountain.
- Alvin Seville: [filming] Cut! I can't get everything in the picture! I've got to move back.
- [starts to move camera back]
- Assistant Director: No! No! You can't do that!
- Alvin Seville: Ha! Did you tell that to Fellini? To Spielberg?
- [crashes into the wall]