NCIS (TV Series)
Singled Out (2006)
Cote de Pablo: Ziva David
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Quotes
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[McGee is messing around with a software program that predicts the features of a couple's child. He combines Tony and Ziva]
Special Agent Timothy McGee : Guys, meet your love child.
[He produces a picture of a rather ugly baby. Ziva laughs, then shares a look with Tony]
Officer Ziva David , Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : [together] Do Gibbs and the Director!
[Then we see the combination of the two, which to their surprise is a good one]
Officer Ziva David : Now that's not a bad combination.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Even with Gibbs as a father, I'd date her.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : [entering] Never more than once, DiNozzo.
[Abby enters and sees the picture]
Abby Sciuto : Aw, you and the Director make nice Gibblets, Gibbs.
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Abby Sciuto : Is it just me or is he acting like a...
Officer Ziva David : Snitch?
Abby Sciuto : Close enough. It must be that damn mustache.
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Officer Ziva David : [getting worked up about Tony's recent behavior] Because you have been whining like a little snitch all week!
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Uh, I believe the term is "bitch".
Officer Ziva David : I know! I was just being polite.
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Officer Ziva David : [to a suspect who has grabbed her butt] Remove your hand or I will rip your arm off and beat you to death with it!
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Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Don't apologize, DiNozzo.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Right. Sign of weakness.
Officer Ziva David : Not to mention, annoying.
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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : What's with Gibbs' moustache?
Officer Ziva David : I think it makes him look dignified.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : But it isn't Gibbs.
Officer Ziva David : Well, Tony, people change!
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : *People* change. Gibbs... doesn't.
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Officer Ziva David : [On her first speed date] I like computers. And, that stuff... you do... with the yarn.
Larry West : Knitting?
Officer Ziva David : Yes!
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[a witness has given a not-very-helpful description of a suspect]
Officer Ziva David : Not good enough. You grabbed my ass, Cal!
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[about the speed-dating event]
Calvin Hopper : Well, the first night, I struck out...
Officer Ziva David : [deadpan] Shocking.