- Lovejoy: [interrupting their foreplay after spotting something in the bedroom] Jane, Jane, Jane! You know that an old portfolio always makes the hairs on the back of my neck stand up!
- Lady Jane Felsham: [sarcastically] I'm glad something's in working order.
- Tinker Dill: If it wasn't for the fact that I gave up worrying years ago, I'd worry about you, Eric.