Taylor Ball: Brian Miller

Quotes 

• Bill Miller : [looking at the pizza Judy brought home]  Wow. Sausage, onion and bacon.

  Brian Miller : I thought we weren't allowed to have this kind of pizza since Dad's Night of a Thousand Trombones.

  Judy Miller : Oh, that's why we have windows.

• Brian Miller : Well, I can't go upstairs - Count Chocula might be hiding under my bed.

• Judy Miller : How was karate?

  Brian Miller : I broke a board with my head.

  Judy Miller : Really?

  Brian Miller : Well, actually I lost my balance trying to kick and fell into a wall, but a board did break.

• Brian Miller : This house is out of control! We need boundaries!

  [Tina enters, face smeared with chocolate cake] 

  Brian Miller : Look at this! You're all sticky! Come on. We're gonna get you a bath and a hot meal.

  Tina Miller : Thank you, Brian.

• Brian Miller : Randy Moskaut is only 14 and he gets to drive the car all the time!

  Judy : ...You don't have a friend named Randy Moskaut!

  Brian Miller : Yeah, ok, but mom...