- Captain Mel: Who be ye?
- Yakko Warner: We be we. We're the Warner brothers.
- Dot Warner: And the Warner sister.
- Captain Mel: Ye be trespassing on my private pirate property!
- Wakko Warner: Bet ya can't say that three times fast.
- Captain Mel: Pirate prinipoly popoly... pi... per
- Wakko Warner: You lose.
- [Smashes Mel flat with a sledgehammer]
- Skippy Squirrel: But those were cartoons! This is real life!
- Slappy Squirrel: [to the audience] Don't tell him. He might crack.
- Yakko Warner: [singing] I am the very model of a cartoon individual/My animation's comical, unusual and whimsical/I'm quite adept at funny gags, comedic theory I have read/From wicked jokes to stupid puns to anvils that fall on your head.
- Slappy Squirrel: Come on. Let's go visit Doug the Dog. We'll get some walnuts out of his old walnut tree,
- Skippy Squirrel: Doug the Dog? But he hates you, Aunt Slappy. He's been trying to eat you for years!
- Slappy Squirrel: Thank you Mr. Exposition.