Last of the Summer Wine (TV Series)

The Mysterious Feet of Nora Batty (1985)

Joe Gladwin: Wally Batty

Quotes 

• Nora Batty : I haven't spent forty years building up a relationship of not looking at one another for you to start now.

  Wally Batty : Where's the harm in looking at you?

  Nora Batty : Well, it's very unsettling. It's like having a piece of furniture coming alive.

  Wally Batty : A piece of furniture, that's what I am?

  Nora Batty : Yes. I wouldn't mind if you weren't so badly put together.

• Wally Batty : I don't believe this! I'm being held in this boozer against me will, which I must say amounts to a big improvement in me normal standard of living.