Last of the Summer Wine (TV Series)

Catching Digby's Donkey (1985)

Jane Freeman: Ivy

Quotes 

• Ivy : Have you any proof that he's got another woman?

  Pearl : Well, not exactly proof.

  Ivy : Yeah, I don't mean legal proof, I mean wife proof.

  Pearl : Oh, I've plenty of that. He won't wear the same shirt for more than two days. He started spending hours in the bathroom.

  [Nora and Ivy groan] 

  Pearl : Singing.

  Ivy : Is he using your talcum powder?

  Pearl : I think so.

  Ivy : Oh, the swine!

  Nora Batty : They always want the biggest share of everything, especially of original sin.

  Ivy : I suppose God made them to go and people the planet; I just wish He'd given them a hint when to stop!