- Gwen Cooper: What the hell was that?
- Owen Harper: What?
- Gwen Cooper: Snogging me.
- Owen Harper: Last kiss for the condemned man. Embarrassing given that we haven't been killed.
- Captain Jack Harkness: Ianto... come on, Ianto. If I don't hear those beautiful Welsh vowels, I'm coming to look for you.
- Captain Jack Harkness: Execute her, or I'll execute you both!
- Ianto Jones: You think you're some kind of hero, but you're the biggest monster of them all!
- Ianto Jones: For God' sake have you heard yourself? Lisa please, I brought you here to heal you, so we could be together!
- Lisa: Together? Yes! Transplant my brain into your body, the two of us together, fused, we'll be one complete person, isn't that what love is?
- Ianto Jones: No!
- Lisa: Then we are not compatible!
- Gwen Cooper: When she had hold of you, I thought, just for a moment, I thought that maybe you could die after all.
- Captain Jack Harkness: Wanna know a secret? So did I. And just for a second, I felt so alive.
- Toshiko Sato: All I'm saying is, once in a while I'd like to drive.
- Owen Harper: Yeah, and all I'm saying is no!
- Toshiko Sato: Why not?
- Owen Harper: I've shared cars with women before, I know what'll happen. They'll be an emergency, we're all raring to go, I jump in and what'll I find? Seat's in the wrong position, the rear view mirror's out of line and the steering wheel's in my crotch. By the time it's all sorted out, aliens will have taken Newport.
- Captain Jack Harkness: Are you hiding anything else in the basement?
- Ianto Jones: Like you'd care. I clean up your shit, and that's the way you like it: no questions asked. When's the last time you asked me about my life?
- Ianto Jones: Oh, can you make that two pizzas, and you'd better add a pot of coleslaw - my boss says I'm not eating enough vegetables.