Torchwood (TV Series)
Greeks Bearing Gifts (2006)
Naoko Mori: Toshiko Sato
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Quotes
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Toshiko Sato : So, I'm shagging a woman and an alien.
Mary : Which is worse?
Toshiko Sato : I know which one my parents would say.
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Owen Harper : [Gestures to a hole in a skeleton's rib cage] That remind you of anything?
Toshiko Sato : Um, that bit in _Alien_ where that thing bursts out of John Hurt?
Owen Harper : Mmm, I'm sorry, I should have been more specific. Does that remind you of anything helpful?
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Gwen Cooper : Amanda Burton here has just finished the postmortem.
Owen Harper : Okay, I can explain.
Gwen Cooper : [cutting Owen off] As you may remember, Owen said said this was a woman killed by a single gunshot.
Owen Harper : I'd have been there in like a minute.
Gwen Cooper : Since then he has had to tweak some of his initial conclusions. The first being that this is not, in fact, a woman, but a man!
Owen Harper : A young man. A very girly man!
Gwen Cooper : But still, ultimately, a man. Then there was the cause of death. Owen said, GSW.
[makes a buzzer sound]
Gwen Cooper : The correct answer was...
Owen Harper : Unidentified trauma, but...
Toshiko Sato : Unidentified trauma?
Gwen Cooper : You see it in RTAs, when something like a post or steering column goes into the body at high velocity. However, the one thing that could be ruled out was...
Owen Harper : [sighing heavily] Gunshot wound.
Gwen Cooper : [smacking the railing with delight] Gunshot wound! So tell me, was there any part of your prognosis that was correct?
Owen Harper : I got that it was a... skeleton.
Gwen Cooper : [pointing dramatically] Yes you did! Yes you did!
Owen Harper : [as Tosh and Jack walk away] You've just passed the point of no return.
Gwen Cooper : [talking over Owen] Where did you train? Where did you train?
Owen Harper : I trained at...
Gwen Cooper : Did you train?
Owen Harper : Look...
Gwen Cooper : [off-screen as Jack and Tosh enter another room] Absolutely useless.
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Toshiko Sato : I think my desk is on fire!
[Gwen and Owen pay no attention whatsoever]