- Johnny 'Drama' Chase: In certain cultures it's illegal to look this good.
- Eric Murphy: Yeah, you're a regular fucking felony, Drama.
- Ari Gold: He's never had a straight agent. If I'm going to be his first, I have to show him I'm a friend to the gay man.
- Lloyd: But, you're not a friend to the gay man, Ari.
- Ari Gold: Lloyd, this is the big one. So just go grab your best dress and know that today your love of cock is a huge asset to this company.