- The Voice: Where was the first time you saw her?
- Man: Honestly, I can't remember where I first saw her.
- The Voice: And this is the woman you have professed your undying love for?
- Man: I always saw that as some trivial detail parents told their children to relive better times in their relationship.
- The Voice: Seeing as how the subject of children is irrelevant at this point and was implausible even then, I'll let you have that one.
- The Voice: And you think there was something about your lack of personality that she found endearing? Shyness can only be so cute before it eventually becomes pathetic.