Semi-Pro (2008)

Woody Harrelson: Monix

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Quotes 

• Jackie Moon : There'll be a lotta television cameras out there so we just gotta be tip top.

  Clarence 'Coffee' Black : So what's the plan?

  Jackie Moon : Brought a secret weapon. It's going to make us look extra cool on Tv.

  Bee Bee Ellis : What the hell is that?

  Jackie Moon : It's eyeliner dummy. Now who's first? Monix?

  Monix : Oh yeah... Let me get a fresh Maxi-Pad outta my purse.

• Monix : Vakidis, open the window will ya?

  Vakidis : Yes, right on!

  [does nothing] 

  Monix : Did you give Bobby Dee a handjob?

  Vakidis : Yes, right on!

• Lynn : You think I've forgotten that you cheated on me twice?

  Monix : I only cheated on you once. There just happened to be two women.