Last of the Summer Wine (TV Series)

When You take a Good Bite, Yorkshire Tastes Terrible (1987)

Peter Sallis: Clegg

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• [the Trio are drinking in a pub, after Clegg has fallen from a fence onto his head] 

  Clegg : Hey, listen. If you promise to keep it to yourselves, I'll tell you a scandalous secret. When you get a good bite, Yorkshire tastes terrible.

  Seymour : There's a moral there somewhere: Never fall with your mouth open.

• Clegg : You can't let a good bloke's passing go by without some ceremony. The world's not all that rich in silly beggars that they can afford to lose them lightly.

• Clegg : I wonder what Bill Henry drank.

  Compo : You know what he drank - anything.

  Clegg : No, I mean instead of tea. He used to like his cup of tea.

  Wesley : You can get tea in America.

  Clegg : Yes, but they don't really believe in it. It's like going to a church run by athiests.