- [last lines]
- Smiler: [trying card trick on a passing lady] Take a card.
- Passing Lady: Thank you.
- [takes a card and leaves]
- [first lines]
- Truly: [on a makeshift teeter-totter behind a wall] It's a while since I did this.
- Clegg: Didn't do it a lot in the police force, then?
- Truly: Problem was keeping your helmet on.
- Billy: Didn't you wear a chin-strap?
- Truly: Very dangerous, chin-straps. A person could creep up behind, grab your helmet, start pulling back, and there you were being strangled.
- Billy: Did it ever happen to thee?
- Truly: Fairly regularly.
- Billy: Hmm, sounds a bit rough. Where were you stationed?
- Truly: It wasn't at work. It used to happen at home. It was the former Mrs Truelove. As soon as I came through the door, wallop, grab your helmet.