Last of the Summer Wine (TV Series)
Watching the Clock (2005)
Keith Clifford: Billy
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Quotes
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[first lines]
Truly : [on a makeshift teeter-totter behind a wall] It's a while since I did this.
Clegg : Didn't do it a lot in the police force, then?
Truly : Problem was keeping your helmet on.
Billy : Didn't you wear a chin-strap?
Truly : Very dangerous, chin-straps. A person could creep up behind, grab your helmet, start pulling back, and there you were being strangled.
Billy : Did it ever happen to thee?
Truly : Fairly regularly.
Billy : Hmm, sounds a bit rough. Where were you stationed?
Truly : It wasn't at work. It used to happen at home. It was the former Mrs Truelove. As soon as I came through the door, wallop, grab your helmet.
