- [first lines]
- Alvin: Hello. Come on if you're ready. Stir yourself.
- Nora: Ooh. You realize, I'm only learning to do this for charity.
- Alvin: Get on with it.
- Nora: Suppose somebody's looking.
- Alvin: It's just you and me.
- Nora: Yes, and I don't want that word spreading round either.
- Alvin: Look, I'm not going to brag about it.
- [turns on the music]
- Alvin: Come on, Twinkle-Toes, follow me.
- Glenda: [about Nora Batty learning to line dance] Are you enjoying it?
- Nora: I am not enjoying it. And I'll challenge anybody who says I am enjoying it. I'm not having people thinking I'm some silly, daft, fluffy-headed bimbo.
- Pearl: I don't think you're in much danger of that.
- Roz: However, if you end up going down that route, I'm always available for advice.
- Ivy: Oh, don't get her going. She'll blame me.
- Nora: Well, you opened your mouth.
- Ivy: It's a bit of line dancing! You're not lap dancing.
- Roz: Not yet, but once you get your feet on the slippery slope...