Last of the Summer Wine (TV Series)

The Swan Man of Ilkley (2005)

Peter Sallis: Clegg

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Quotes 

• Alvin : The thing about Rita Hayworth was she was just my size.

  Clegg : Alvin, you shrunk Rita Hayworth?

  Billy : What did Aly Khan have to say?

  Alvin : It wasn't his Rita Hayworth. This was a lass from Macclesfield.

• Clegg : Don't stare; it's rude.

  Billy : Exactly. Anybody would think we'd never seen a bloke in a dressing gown up to his waist in water strangling a swan before.