Last of the Summer Wine (TV Series)

The Really Masculine Purse (1987)

Bill Owen: Compo

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• Compo : What did thou come up with this time?

  Seymour : An ingenious modification of the humble purse which will rid it of all feminine associations and make it completely masculine!

  [he strides ahead] 

  Compo : [looks at Clegg]  A what?

  Clegg : A really... butch purse.

• Clegg : Maybe this time he'll come up with something.

  Compo : Does thou reckon?

  Clegg : This time it could be different.

  Compo : That's what I keep telling Nora Batty.

  Clegg : This could be... an historical moment.

  Compo : [laughs]  I tell thee, I'll try her with that!

• Clegg : Well, to us they may seem barmy ideas. To him, the inventor, they are the children of his fertile imagination.

  Compo : Well, it's time he went on the pill then.

• Seymour : How much do you know about wildflowers?

  Compo : Well, there were these twins from Arnold Street. They went to be hairdressers.

  Seymour : Do you know their names?

  Compo : One were called Terrance, and the other one were called Rodney.