Last of the Summer Wine (TV Series)
The Great Boarding-House Bathroom Caper (1976)
Brian Wilde: Foggy
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Quotes
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[first lines]
Foggy : Boy, I'm looking forward to it. A weekend by the sea: salt air in your lungs, sun on the water.
Clegg : Sand in your sandwiches.
Foggy : I refuse to be discouraged by that cynical attitude. You're looking forward to it just as much as I am. When I called for you this morning, you were whistling.
Clegg : Well, I had just opened my electricity bill.
Foggy : No, you were happy.
Clegg : Sh, not so loud! Nobody admits to being happy these days; they'll think I'm weird.
Foggy : Exercise.
Clegg : And the world is full of social reformers, and nothing irritates your social reformer more than finding some damn fool who's happy!
Foggy : Oh, exercise is all you need. I don't keep this figure by accident, you know.