Last of the Summer Wine (TV Series)

The Genuine Outdoors Robin Hood Barbi (2006)

Brian Murphy: Alvin

Quotes 

• [first lines] 

  Alvin : Every morning we get this flurry of wind stirring up the dust, and it's you.

  Nora : Well, I'm a flurry in a hurry. It's time you were dressed and gone.

  Alvin : Why don't you slip into something more comfortable? Like a good mood.

  Nora : Oh.

  Alvin : Sit down. Join me.

  Nora : Alone? With a man in his dressing gown? Never!

  Alvin : It's tea and toast. It doesn't mean we have to get married.

  Nora : I used to see my husband in his dressing gown, *only* when he was poorly. That's what dressing gowns are for, not for flaunting about in front of respectable widows.

  Alvin : Whi! It's not much of a flaunt. I'm sorry if it's getting you all emotional. You'll find things get easier once the fires in the flesh have died down.

  Nora : They die down very quick when the only fuel is men.