Comedy Playhouse (TV Series)
Of Funerals and Fish (1973)
Michael Bates: Blamire
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Quotes
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Clegg : No need to be prejudiced against him, Cyril, just because he looks like summat from Rent-a-Drain.
Compo : That's true. I've got my feelings, you know.
Blamire : Oh, I do know. I've seen you scratching 'em
Clegg : You've got to remember, Compo, that Cyril's a Tory, and Tories can't stand it if you're filthy and obscene. That's what the Labour Party's for.
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[last lines]
Compo : Well, see ya.
Clegg : Tomorrow.
Blamire : At the library.
Compo : Tada.
Blamire : Cheerio.
Clegg : Tada.
[Compo and Blamire leave]
Clegg : [looking at the flowers from his wife's grave] I don't know, lass; it's a rum old world. Nonetheless, I, uh, I think I'll go and get a bit of sausage for me tea.
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Blamire : Well, what was wrong with chapel, eh?
Clegg : I felt somehow that it should have more humour. And perhaps a bigger organ. No, I'm not convinced. I mean for a start, if God's omnipotent, with all that choice available what could he possibly want with my old woman? No, it implied blind chance working there, not selection. Oh, I know I chose her but think on: she was a lot younger then and it were the height of the Depression. Nobody expected owt fancy.
Compo : Well, even if you don't believe in God, He'd take her just for spite. They're all alike, the bosses.
Blamire : What do you know, you tatty heathen?
Compo : I'm entitled to my opinion.
Blamire : Not exactly an expert opinion, is it? Considering how much experience you've had of either church or full employment.