Last of the Summer Wine (TV Series)

Little Orphan Howard (2005)

Peter Sallis: Clegg

Quotes 

• [last lines] 

  Howard : Fancy telling people I were adopted.

  Clegg : You should have known that I was joking. People couldn't afford to adopt; they had to do it by installments. They only got as far as adopting one of your legs, and then the war broke out.

  Howard : You're pulling my leg again.

  [Howard starts to leave, then returns] 

  Howard : Which leg?