Last of the Summer Wine (TV Series)

Has Anyone Seen Barry's Midlife Crisis? (2006)

Peter Sallis: Clegg

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Quotes 

• Howard : You've got to get me out for a break, Cleggy.

  Clegg : *I've* got to get you out.

  Howard : Not just you. You can employ help if you like,

  Clegg : Well, what do you want, the SAS?

  Howard : Have you got their number?

  [reconsiders] 

  Howard : No, Pearl'll go mad. They're so heavy on people's paintwork.

• Clegg : I remember Wagstaff; didn't want to go to Heaven if there was no marmalade.

  Truly : No way was he going to live forever without a full English breakfast.

  Billy : You have to suspect that Heaven's going to be big on organic and plenty of fibre.

  Alvin : Anyway, Wagstaff was looking in the wrong direction if he wanted toast.